By Anonymous - 27/04/2018 20:30

Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML
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Same thing different taste

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“Juice” in a wine glass? Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

sunshine1421 14

kids... mama needs a cocktail

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Christopher Martin 12

Next thing you know she’ll think you smoke when you have a lollipop in your mouth

sunshine1421 14

kids... mama needs a cocktail

“Juice” in a wine glass? Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

Well, wine is fermented grape juice ;)

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Maybe you go to an JA meeting: Juicer Anonymous

thatslifeiguess7 16

Why in a wine glass? do they at least have funny sayings

You're just an impatient wino you need to let the "juice" sit longer before putting it in the wine glass.

Times like this when one might say your child drives you to drink.