School: J'accuse...!

J'accuse...!

By hockeymango57 - 24/09/2017 23:15

Today, one of my friends blew a giant vape cloud and the principal saw and called us into his office. We blamed each other, so the principal checked both of our backpacks. Apparently, my friend snuck his pen into my bag somehow. I don't even vape. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2022 12:30

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Farnborough

Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 21:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By Vomitoid - 07/02/2018 01:30

Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML

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Allie614032 34

Sunday 24 September 2017 1:46

Not sure that person should be considered your "friend" anymore...

arioch_fml 20

Sunday 24 September 2017 23:37

Light his pants on fire,and then call him a liar. The principal couldn't argue against that proof.

Comments

jcblack01 9

Friday 22 September 2017 3:15

If the vape had nicotine in it suggest that the principal has you take a piss test for nicotine, results should speak for themselves

Allie614032 34

Sunday 24 September 2017 1:46

Not sure that person should be considered your "friend" anymore...

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 September 2017 23:28

You was framed!

talaswolf 20

Monday 25 September 2017 3:52

No shit Sherlock.

arioch_fml 20

Sunday 24 September 2017 23:37

Light his pants on fire,and then call him a liar. The principal couldn't argue against that proof.

tonyfan00 38

Monday 25 September 2017 6:48

Most principals ARE a little stupid...

Shabnam Moghal 14

Monday 25 September 2017 9:25

See you in Comments of the Week lol

arioch_fml 20

Monday 25 September 2017 9:30

Lol maybe, but there's still plenty of time for people to do better.

joshszz_fml 27

Monday 25 September 2017 17:01

Humorous and humble?! Oh my...

CommentsOnPosts 1

Monday 25 September 2017 1:47

Then your "friend" shouldn't have a problem with you smashing "your" vape pen and throwing it in the trash :^)

egnur_mas 19

Monday 25 September 2017 13:54

What a great idea, op could walk out of the principals office and scream "That's it I'm never vaping again!" And then stomp the crap out of the vaporiser and throw it in the bin. That'd show the "friend".