Miscellaneous: Insta-Creep - FML

Insta-Creep

By wilmaa - 15/10/2017 17:15 - Canada

Today, a guy tried a pick-up line on me and followed me into a nearby mall. He left me after 10 minutes, but later sent me a request on Instagram. I never gave him my name. FML

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Samantha Glennie 25

Sunday 8 October 2017 22:13

Keep a log of any contact in case you need to go to the police and if he follows you again when out in public, go the nearest security guard and let them know you’re being harassed. It may be an over the top reaction after the first time but it sounds like the start of a persistent stalker

exileonmainst 16

Sunday 15 October 2017 23:28

I mean, you'd have to live under a rock to not know the wife of Fred Flintstone.

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KrazyKatz3 26

Tuesday 17 October 2017 9:46

You probably came up on his Instagram and he recognized you. I wouldn't worry about it.

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