Today, I was walking, holding hands with my new girlfriend. As...

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By "Nico Derm" - 17/01/2018 21:36

Today, I was walking, holding hands with my new girlfriend. As we walked up to her work window, she let my hand go and said " I don't want them to think I'm straight, I'm gay." and let go of my hand. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Friday 19 January 2018 20:59

Just keep on walking and leave her lying self behind.

Mynxie 26

Friday 19 January 2018 17:27

So she's pretending to be gay to claim discrimination if something were to happen to her? That's disgusting

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Mynxie 26

Friday 19 January 2018 17:27

So she's pretending to be gay to claim discrimination if something were to happen to her? That's disgusting

JasonThorn 19

Friday 19 January 2018 20:59

Just keep on walking and leave her lying self behind.

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