Today, I was dumped 4 hours before the prom, while I was at work,... - FML

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By Jesse2583 - 19/04/2018 15:15 - United States - Norris City

Today, I was dumped 4 hours before the prom, while I was at work, over a text, while having a panic attack in the bathroom. FML

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azouwa 26

Sunday 22 April 2018 17:01

Get a small paper bag. Keep it in your pocket. Pull it out and breath into it when you have an attack. You're welcome.

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azouwa 26

Sunday 22 April 2018 17:01

Get a small paper bag. Keep it in your pocket. Pull it out and breath into it when you have an attack. You're welcome.

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