Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing condoms from my brother's... - FML

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By Melis_sileM - 17/02/2018 01:33 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing condoms from my brother's bedroom. I'm on the pill. FML

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