By LittleMissRejected - / Friday 21 July 2017 14:27 /

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 July 2017 11:59 / United States - Manchester
By Anonymous - / Thursday 13 July 2017 21:30 /

Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML

By tiredInMD - / Wednesday 12 July 2017 18:39 / United States - Pasadena
By Professionally Curtious - / Sunday 9 July 2017 18:30 /
By Debbie3247 - / Friday 7 July 2017 08:30 / United States - Rockaway Park
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was fired. For no reason, at all. Literally. And it's totally legal. Thanks to my state being an "at will" employment state. FML

axon Impulse Say more :
OP, here. To clarify, there honestly was no reason for my dismissal. I did not sign anything, I had absolutely NO disciplinary actions against me, I did very well for the company (my position actually made money), and there was no "glaring personality flaw" (though, for me to insist that, I recognize the irony in not acknowledging my shortcomings, but I also have taken a true, objective stand back...
By axon Impulse - / Thursday 6 July 2017 22:10 /
By DangerousDriver - / Monday 3 July 2017 22:10 /
By Killme - / Saturday 1 July 2017 13:00 / Canada - Vancouver
FML - The follow-up
holly_fly Say more :
Hey guys, OP here. Just to explain a little more, he got the position because it's a mechanic one, and he had a bit more experience than me (but only because his dad showed him some basic mechanic skills, and mine didn't... see the problem?) I think part of it also has to do with me being a girl and my parents don't think it's "proper" for a girl to be a mechanic. Anytime I try to talk to them they...
By improudbutreally - / Thursday 29 June 2017 12:21 /
By kill me - / Tuesday 20 June 2017 04:00 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, as a waiter, I was bringing drinks to a table that included a 3-month-old baby. I accidentally spilled a beer on the baby. FML

Tiny Terror Say more :
Hi, I submitted this FML. I'm not the waiter, but I was part of the table he was serving. It was my sister's baby and while she was upset, by the end of the dinner she realized mistakes happen. We just changed the baby, cleaned/wiped things up and had to do some laundry that night!
By dangerwaiter - / Monday 19 June 2017 14:49 /
By Miscellaneous - / Saturday 17 June 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom
By Getmeanewjob - / Saturday 17 June 2017 18:00 /
By Freebie - / Saturday 17 June 2017 06:00 / United States - Altoona
By Matthew - / Friday 16 June 2017 22:00 / United States - Largo
By Planes, Trains and Automobiles - / Thursday 15 June 2017 16:00 /
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