Today, as we were going through airport security, my mom tried to joke with the person searching her bag, saying, "Just don't take out my vibrator!" She practically shouted it for the whole line to hear. FML

By Embarrassed Daughter - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 08:26 / United States - Erlanger
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By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 July 2017 06:00 / United States - New Hyde Park
FML - The follow-up
Annalivliv Say more :
So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.
By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 June 2017 12:06 / Australia
By ripped off and blown out - / Thursday 8 June 2017 00:00 /
FML - The follow-up
Eashy Say more :
Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped...
By "Eashy" - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 14:15 /
FML - The follow-up
Kuromaus Say more :
Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on...
By Kuromaus - / Monday 15 May 2017 12:34 /
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