FML - The follow-up

Today, my drunk brother told me he has an incest fetish. FML

asperix Say more :
alright, so i posted this about 5 minutes after he told me at a party. the day after he explained that hes kinda in love with my sister-in-law and thats what drunken him means by incest fetish. i know that she also have feelings for him... not sure wether i should help them or run away.
By "asperix" - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 15:50 /

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 July 2017 11:59 / United States - Manchester
FML - The follow-up
blackbird8 Say more :
OP here. Update: my mom asked me to back up her phone again this weekend :O Since she saves everything on her phone she doesn't have enough storage for updates, so I have to back up and clear her phone fairly frequently. This weekend she told me she needed me to back up her phone AGAIN...I politely declined. And then had to explain to her why #AWKWARD. It's not the fact that they're boobs (duh,...
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By Lap - / Monday 12 June 2017 17:19 / France - Paris

  Today, I was on my period and I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend. I told him upfront and he responded simply, “I work in a butcher shop, I’m used to having blood everywhere.” FML

By Volcan - / Thursday 1 June 2017 17:42 / France - Paris
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was told I'm too old for sex. I'm 35. FML

azouwa Say more :
There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).
By azouwa - / Thursday 1 June 2017 13:31 /
By furbys69 - / Wednesday 31 May 2017 09:00 / United States - Kingsport
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By AVeryConfusedGuy - / Thursday 11 May 2017 22:00 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML

zemmiphopia Say more :
Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
By zemmiphobia - / Thursday 11 May 2017 09:37 / United States - Mountain View
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