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Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided we are staying for good. FML

By WhatisLife - / Thursday 27 July 2017 09:00 / Bangladesh - Dhaka
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By Cinderstar95 / Wednesday 28 December 2016 09:34 / United States - Schererville
FML - The follow-up
Porkletmon Say more :
OP here. I didn't create an account because I didn't think this would get posted. Thanks for making my day! I just wanted to clarify some things, especially about the olive oil and vinegar gift set. The father is Italian and appreciates a good bottle of vinegar and oil, I'm not talking about the regular kinds you can get at the supermarket, but olive oil that is cold pressed and infused with rosemary...
By Porkletmon - / Sunday 25 December 2016 20:49 / United States - Philadelphia
By manhood fading away / Sunday 25 December 2016 20:24 / United Kingdom - Heckmondwike
FML - The follow-up

Today, I spent Christmas trying to cover up my mom's affair in hopes that my siblings could spend one Christmas without a yelling match breaking out. FML

NakuEh Say more :
OP here. There have been a few questions, so I will take the time to answer them. First off, my siblings are 9 and 11 (I am a whopping 10 years older than them. Yay me.), so at this age I would like for them to keep being happy and innocent on Christmas and not associate it with the day their family was torn apart. In the case of my mom, she wasn't caught, but the reason I was the one who had to hide...
By NakuEh - / Sunday 25 December 2016 19:29 / United States
By crappyeve / Sunday 25 December 2016 05:10 / United States - Wilmington
FML - The follow-up
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Wow my first fml. Let me try explain my stupidity. So I work in the floral department at a grocery store. Yes I have blown up regular balloons but never the life size ones. I had seen 1 time before of a coworker using a manual air inflator in one we had on display, so I just assumed we'd use it in all parts. The lady was hovering over me the entire time so that added to me being nervous. I finished...
By Mehokaay / Sunday 25 December 2016 04:23 / United States - Pearland
FML - The follow-up
Iamleftout Say more :
If you have any questions or want further details please let me know and I'll try to reply to all the comments.
By Iamleftout - / Saturday 24 December 2016 23:18 /
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