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By EmbarrassedBigSister - / Sunday 19 August 2018 05:00 / United Kingdom - Brighton
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By I can't stand leg puns - / Friday 17 August 2018 12:00 / United Kingdom - Feltham
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Today, my aunt who has never had children lectured me on how childbirth isn't painful. I am pregnant with my second. I think I've got the gist of how it feels, thanks. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 August 2018 00:30 / New Zealand - Hamilton
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By Tanya - / Monday 13 August 2018 00:30 / United Kingdom - Wakefield
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By Jose - / Sunday 12 August 2018 00:30 / Finland - Espoo
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By Anonymous - / Friday 10 August 2018 03:30 / Norway - Oslo
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By Bad footwear choice - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:30 / Canada - Whitby
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Today, I went on a blind date. I ended up meeting my dad. FML

By grinded my life - / Thursday 9 August 2018 04:00 / Singapore - Singapore
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By damn it dad! - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 12:00 / Philippines - Paranaque
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By I can't stand leg puns - / Wednesday 8 August 2018 02:30 / United Kingdom - Feltham
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Today, the fire alarm went off halfway through my bikini wax. FML

By StickyVag - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 19:30 / New Zealand
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By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 August 2018 13:00 / Canada - Scarborough
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Today, I asked my mother to take a picture of me with my phone. She managed to drop the phone thrice within 5 minutes. Now the phone is busted and she refuses to pay for the repairs. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 August 2018 20:30 / Brazil - Florian?polis
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By Calimero0o - / Friday 3 August 2018 15:00 / Netherlands - Heerhugowaard
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Today, I found a conversation between my husband and some girl arranging a one-time thing while I'm away visiting my family in a few weeks. It's our wedding anniversary. FML

By canadianwife08 - / Wednesday 1 August 2018 08:00 / Canada - Winnipeg
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By time to move out... mom! - / Wednesday 1 August 2018 02:30 / Philippines - Para?aque
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Today, I unconsciously clenched my jaw together when I woke up from a nightmare. A part of my tooth broke off. FML

By going to the dentist - / Tuesday 31 July 2018 16:05 / Slovenia - Maribor
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Today, I met my long-distance boyfriend in person for the first time. He insisted on bringing all of his friends, and when he went to the bathroom, one of them punched me in the face for "stealing his bro". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 July 2018 19:30 / United Kingdom - Poole
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Today, one month before my wedding, the venue I booked two years ago increased their standard inclusions and decreased their pricing by 25%. Guess who doesn’t qualify for this new deal. FML

By Bridezilla - / Friday 27 July 2018 03:00 / Australia - Gymea
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By ex-lawyer - / Thursday 26 July 2018 06:30 / New Zealand - Auckland
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Today, it's been 9 months since my home was damaged by a neighbour's gas explosion. The council said it would take a month to repair. I'm still living on my boyfriend's mother's sofa. FML

By onemonthmyarse - / Wednesday 25 July 2018 14:00 / United Kingdom - Isleworth
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 July 2018 03:00 / Australia - Melbourne
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Today, I refilled a water glass I'd left out on the counter and took a long drink. At the end, I felt something spongy and panicked. When I spit it all out into the sink, a huge centipede was staring back at me. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 July 2018 12:00 / Canada - Ancaster
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Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've fattened up a bit." FML

By Ashamed_Sister - / Thursday 19 July 2018 20:30 / Austria - Graz
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By Forever alone - / Thursday 19 July 2018 01:30 / Netherlands - Volendam
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Today, I took off my fake lashes. My fake lashes took off my real lashes. FML

By R2A8 - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 02:30 / Kenya - Nairobi
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 July 2018 18:30 / India
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Today, I thought I was finally connecting with my new kitten when she was looking at me closely and letting me pet her. The moment was quickly ruined by her sinking a claw into my eyeball. FML

By FailedCatMum - / Wednesday 11 July 2018 23:00 / Australia - Drummoyne
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Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my ex boyfriend. They both live 300 km away. FML

By YeahFML - / Saturday 7 July 2018 01:30 / Slovakia
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