By TheThirdWheel - / Monday 23 April 2018 05:00 /
World

Today, I have to clear up after an orgy from last night. That would be bad enough, but I spent weeks arranging it, supplied the venue and everything else, and I was the only guy not to get laid. FML

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By Parent - / Sunday 8 April 2018 23:00 / United States - Elkhart
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By feeling dusty - / Sunday 11 March 2018 06:00 /
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Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and I had some rough sex and the lights went on and off. That's how we found out about her seizures. FML

By Mr. Brink - / Friday 9 March 2018 06:10 / Austria - Wilhelmsburg
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By maybe time to adopt - / Sunday 4 March 2018 15:00 /
World

Today, my landlord called me to complain about me and my fiancée having sex too loudly every Friday night. Every Friday night I work the night shift. FML

By Phil - / Thursday 1 March 2018 01:30 / Germany - W?rselen
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