Today, this morning my teenage daughter was a precious innocent... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2018 20:46

Today, this morning my teenage daughter was a precious innocent angel. Tonight she is a married woman who had a secret quickie marriage to her deposit boyfriend because she’s 3 months pregnant. Her dad got so mad he chased our new son in law up the road threatening to rip his belly rocks off FML

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Hi_Five 7

Friday 23 February 2018 4:51

deposit boyfriend?

mcdgaf 14

Friday 23 February 2018 3:14

Bad parenting if you ask me.

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mcdgaf 14

Friday 23 February 2018 3:14

Bad parenting if you ask me.

Hi_Five 7

Friday 23 February 2018 4:51

deposit boyfriend?

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