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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By Abandoned - 09/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 18:48 - Belize - Belize City

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

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By sucks2suck - 19/02/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

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Not interested

By Anonymous - 19/05/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Call The Police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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Wednesday 25 July 2018 1:36

Yet another ****** up dysfunctional family.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 7 July 2018 2:42

Drop a stink bomb through the mail slot.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 7 July 2018 2:42

Drop a stink bomb through the mail slot.

real life problems 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 1:36

Yet another ****** up dysfunctional family.

boopingsnoot 24

Wednesday 25 July 2018 2:13

Are you sure you were at the right house?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:08

Maybe they found your stash of MILF ****?

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:22

Maybe they were busy getting it on.

FishyFishy 12

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:32

And you were just ghosted by your parents.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:42

What the heck did you do?

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 25 July 2018 4:47

Ah, I love the holidays!

Davros 12

Wednesday 25 July 2018 8:07

They were binge watching Pornhub.

greenwichgal 15

Wednesday 25 July 2018 9:59

I feel like there is more to this story

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