Today my knee, which I injured in the army, stopped carrying... - FML

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By "Badabim" - 14/07/2018 09:09 - Finland

Today my knee, which I injured in the army, stopped carrying weight properly at work. I bit my teeth through the day and luckily got a ride home. At the bottom of my apartment block I found out my electric home key's battery had died. The maintenance guy took an hour to come. It was raining. FML

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