Today, I went to the airport to pick up my girlfriend who went... - FML

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By Depressed Airport - 18/04/2018 14:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my girlfriend who went to Cuba for a week. She planned our own trip sometime in the future and a life together. I arrived excited to receive a message from her stating we needed to talk. She cheated on me in Cuba and now I'm standing here heartbroken. FML

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