Today, I was working at the till at my waitressing job. A guy... - FML

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By Kelly - 13/07/2018 06:10

Today, I was working at the till at my waitressing job. A guy in his mid 50s comes up and asks if the apple strudels can be warmed up. Just as I tell him we have a microwave, he mumbles: "I mean I can always heat it up with my hands... or other body part." FML

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