Today, I was woken up by a cop who said I hit my neighbor's car...

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By "hellphone_fml" - 20/07/2018 06:08

Today, I was woken up by a cop who said I hit my neighbor's car the day before. I just came home from Mexico and they don't want to drop it. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Monday 23 July 2018 19:24

Would the Border Patrol have a record of when you re-entered the country?

chris_lillo 15

Sunday 22 July 2018 23:38

Well if you didn't hit your neighbors car and were in Mexico during that time then just get an alibi and prove to the police that you didn't do it.

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chris_lillo 15

Sunday 22 July 2018 23:38

Well if you didn't hit your neighbors car and were in Mexico during that time then just get an alibi and prove to the police that you didn't do it.

JasonThorn 19

Monday 23 July 2018 19:24

Would the Border Patrol have a record of when you re-entered the country?

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