Today, I realized that I might have a slight alcohol problem.... - FML

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By sallymay - 16/02/2018 15:15 - United States - Rockland

Today, I realized that I might have a slight alcohol problem. I was reading FMLs and laughed out loud at one, amazed because the same situation happened to me the other day when I was drinking. I looked at the name and location - it was my post. I don't remember submitting it. FML

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