Today, I come home from class thinking, "It's nice and sunny,...

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By Soaked - 19/02/2018 19:13

Today, I come home from class thinking, "It's nice and sunny, where's all the rain gone?" Well, apparently my living room since a pipe burst second before I came home. FML!

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