Today, I called in sick. Later I rang a live radio show to talk... - FML

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By oh-when-the-gangbanged-goes-marching-on - 15/09/2018 19:56

Today, I called in sick. Later I rang a live radio show to talk about the theme of the day: sex. They rang me back so I shared about my swinger's life. I used both my landline and my cell but got a little mixed up. Somehow the line called my boss too. He heard all about my loving fun in groups. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 19 September 2018 4:08

Why is this an FML? You made it perfectly clear that you like group action, so this is just another one of your parties.

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JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 18 September 2018 17:40

Well, now he knows how sick you truly are.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 19 September 2018 4:08

Why is this an FML? You made it perfectly clear that you like group action, so this is just another one of your parties.

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