Today, I threw up in the morning, but still went to work and... - FML

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By "musiclover1316" - 19/02/2018 00:51 - United States - Siloam Springs

Today, I threw up in the morning, but still went to work and told my boss about it. His first response? "Maybe you'll lose weight!" FML

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Thursday 22 February 2018 0:15

Wait at least 24 hours after throwing up before going to work, if it is due to something contagious

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Thursday 22 February 2018 0:15

Wait at least 24 hours after throwing up before going to work, if it is due to something contagious

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