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By ottomobile - 14/07/2018 09:02
Today, I decided to eat day-old leftovers for dinner instead of going out. Now, I've just pooped myself after vomiting so hard it caused my bowels to release. FML
Is it wrong to imagine you spinning around like a Catherine wheel?