Photo Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML I agree, that was well spotted 2406 I agree, that was well spotted 2406 You deserved it 353 You deserved it 353 4 18 10 14 272 By Amber Rutledge - / Saturday 27 January 2018 00:00 /
Photo FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends! I agree, that was well spotted 984 I agree, that was well spotted 984 You deserved it 183 You deserved it 183 4 19 3 7 129 By Alan - / Monday 25 December 2017 17:30 /
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Photo Halloween Struggles Do you have your Halloween costume picked out yet? I agree, that was well spotted 1103 I agree, that was well spotted 1103 You deserved it 211 You deserved it 211 4 14 7 8 157 By FML Approved - / Wednesday 4 October 2017 08:30 / United States - New York
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Photo Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML I agree, that was well spotted 2818 I agree, that was well spotted 2818 You deserved it 545 You deserved it 545 26 25 7 192 41 By Goober - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 14:30 /
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FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Canada Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your...
Canada Today, I checked my e-mail after being sick for over a week to see that I missed an important email. It said I got the job I applied for, if I responded...
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!
Canada Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your...
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told... I agree, your life sucks 5842 I agree, your life sucks 5842 You deserved it 1417 You deserved it 1417 31