FML : Your everyday life stories

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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By jeauxann - / Friday 11 May 2018 23:59 /

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By Amber Rutledge - / Saturday 27 January 2018 00:00 /

FML's Christmas Bingo!

Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!

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By Alan - / Monday 25 December 2017 17:30 /

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 19 October 2017 21:00 / United States - New York

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By FML Approved - / Saturday 14 October 2017 08:29 / United States - New York

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 5 October 2017 14:30 /

Halloween Struggles

Do you have your Halloween costume picked out yet?

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 4 October 2017 08:30 / United States - New York

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 28 September 2017 08:30 / United States - New York

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By FML Approved - / Monday 25 September 2017 14:34 /

Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML

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By Goober - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 14:30 /

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By FML Approved - / Friday 15 September 2017 14:36 /

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 13 September 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

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By FML Approved - / Friday 8 September 2017 14:32 / France - Paris

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 6 September 2017 14:29 /

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