Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, he started to touch...

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By lolatmylife - 17/07/2018 11:32

Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, he started to touch himself under the blanket and then promptly excused himself to the bathroom to finish. Fml

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chris_lillo 15

Thursday 19 July 2018 7:40

Either your bf is really awkward at giving signs or he has some weird addiction......you choose

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chris_lillo 15

Thursday 19 July 2018 7:40

Either your bf is really awkward at giving signs or he has some weird addiction......you choose

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