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By CarGuy - 18/07/2018 19:44
Today, while I was watching over my pastor's house, one of his dogs urinated, defecated, and vomited on the carpet upstairs. Somehow it must've forgotten that the dog-door to the backyard is always open... Regardless, I assume I will be reminding my pastor of his sermon on forgiveness tonight. FML