Today, I was painting and I had a cup to rinse the brushes in...

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By ICantTasteAnything - 24/04/2018 00:54

Today, I was painting and I had a cup to rinse the brushes in and a cup of water for drinking... and I drank out of the wrong cup. I've had the shits ever since. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2018 22:46

Are they colourful or did it all get mixed up to produce brown?

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Thursday 26 April 2018 22:46

Are they colourful or did it all get mixed up to produce brown?

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