By Dr Pepper - 28/01/2018 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.

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arandomperson97 18

Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.

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Madrias 36

We all know that sex is messy, but that's just over-doing it.

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arandomperson97 18

Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.

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T_Seg_101 18

Atleast we know you have a bombing time😂

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RichardPencil 30

You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.

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Dave_Davington 33

This exact situation is the real reason why butt plugs were invented.

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MidnaLink 33

Who stops someone from using the bathroom anyway?

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boopingsnoot 24

When nature calls, don't let it go to voicemail.

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Glowworm56 26

When you're screwing on top and something goes plop, diarrhea!

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DanielleinDC 33

Your life sucks, but your wife deserves it. I mean, if my boyfriend needs to go during sex, I'm not going to complain.

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