Intimacy and Kids: Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband....

By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By CrescentSelene - 23/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By emsbuffalo - 04/01/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

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By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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You deserved it 2 017

By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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Lonnell 7

Sunday 16 September 2018 1:54

i feel you bro. I seen things on my moms phone that makes me question her sexuality

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Sunday 16 September 2018 3:30

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Lonnell 7

Sunday 16 September 2018 1:54

i feel you bro. I seen things on my moms phone that makes me question her sexuality

bluhbluhbluh 14

Sunday 16 September 2018 7:38

why are you snooping through your mom's phone?

Lonnell 7

Sunday 16 September 2018 7:43

I wasn't. she wanted me to take a picture and i went to her gallery by accident

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 16 September 2018 2:15

You poor bastard. I hope she apologized. With cake.

merican_redneck4 11

Monday 21 January 2019 18:30

What if it was a pic with her boobs covered in cake icing

real life problems 26

Sunday 16 September 2018 3:30

Tell us in graphic details

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 16 September 2018 4:18

Man to man is mom hott or not😂🤣😎

whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 16 September 2018 8:07

What? She invaded your personal space, you came out of her personal space. You're even.

ahabsfan 14

Sunday 16 September 2018 12:13

So, not your father?

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Sunday 24 May 2020 18:26

The mom could've remarried.

Sama488 3

Tuesday 25 September 2018 23:49

Is It Bad I'm Laughing Right Now, I'm Sorry Dude!

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