By Anonymous - 27/03/2018 22:00 - United States - Papillion

Spicy
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML
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You deserved it 353

Same thing different taste

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I'm fairly certain that's not how one wakes up a leg, but I'm not an expert.

Mr_Mole 24

Is your boyfriend a dog? It sounds like you caught him humping her leg.

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I'm fairly certain that's not how one wakes up a leg, but I'm not an expert.

Mr_Mole 24

Is your boyfriend a dog? It sounds like you caught him humping her leg.

Mouth to leg resuscitation. Hmm unless she's an alien I ain't buying that shit.

Was he using his dick as a club, trying to beat some sensation into her numb leg?

That tingly feeling you get when your leg wakes up can’t be beat

Is he that stupid or does he think you are?

At least he didn’t say her ****** was asleep

I would believe faster that she tripped and fell on his dick because that has a little chance of happening . There is no such thing as accidental insertion.

Did he at least tell her it was a one time thing afterwards?

htx4life 4