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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML

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By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 20 April 2018 1:48

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

Allie614032 34

Friday 20 April 2018 1:51

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 20 April 2018 1:48

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

Allie614032 34

Friday 20 April 2018 1:51

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

ohsnapword 21

Friday 20 April 2018 2:35

He got them from K-Mart.

LittleRed79 39

Friday 20 April 2018 4:35

Better embarrassing underwear than no underwear at all

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 April 2018 2:04

You didn’t feel the breeze on your balls?

devi_916 39

Friday 20 April 2018 2:06

Keep doing it over and over until it isn't funny anymore, then sing a song about it.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 20 April 2018 3:01

Rip pants? RIP dignity.

saidoh 14

Friday 20 April 2018 4:25

Lmao @ the username

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 20 April 2018 5:08

and that's why I wear gym shorts underneath. my line of work I rip my jeans like that fairly often.

tonyfan00 38

Friday 20 April 2018 5:31

What job is that?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 20 April 2018 5:35

Railroad Engineer and Conductor, lots of climbing up and down ladders, bending over.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 20 April 2018 9:56

Stripper?

tonyfan00 38

Friday 20 April 2018 5:30

Please, PLEASE tell me you were wearing underwear!!

sunshine1421 14

Friday 20 April 2018 6:11

you didn't feel that breeze all day

Chazzster 28

Friday 20 April 2018 17:35

OP - I’m sorry but my first thought was “Drunk, high, or stupid? How could you not have noticed?”

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