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By Anonymous - 28/02/2018 15:00

Today, after 3 years unemployed, my husband had a job interview. I got home at about 6 to find him in his interview suit, playing games on his laptop. I asked him how it went. His reply: "Oh shit!" He got distracted by World of Warcraft for 5 hours and forgot to go. FML
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almost_there44 26

That's when you go, "Oh shit, I forgot to meet the divorce attorney." Being unemployed is one thing, but being lazy and careless while unemployed for 3 years is another problem. He probably either a) didn't have an interview, b) went and it was horrible, c) really is an idiot and chose not to go because he knows that he can go 3 years without having a job so, I don't know, what's another 3 years going to do? Either way, y'all need to have a serious talk about his lack of caring.

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5th_point_of_contact 8

I’m sure richardpencil will ask the obvious question here I’ll let him do the honors. You did take away that laptop? Right?

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RichardPencil 30

Are you waiting for, “I hope you mean EX-husband!”? Well, there you have it!

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boopingsnoot 24

Congratulations, you married a 13-year-old boy.

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almost_there44 26

That's when you go, "Oh shit, I forgot to meet the divorce attorney." Being unemployed is one thing, but being lazy and careless while unemployed for 3 years is another problem. He probably either a) didn't have an interview, b) went and it was horrible, c) really is an idiot and chose not to go because he knows that he can go 3 years without having a job so, I don't know, what's another 3 years going to do? Either way, y'all need to have a serious talk about his lack of caring.

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yeongji 31

^ this. Not to mention that if he ever has a chance for another interview and is offered a position, he needs to get his act together because I will not put it past him to pull a "I was so distracted that I forgot I have a job" stunt.

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Wintermelons 19

Oooops, that is really really not good.

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Dave_Davington 33

Who still plays World of Warcraft these days?

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Leviathene 34

I do, and I also manage to get my real life stuff done before I log into WoW. The husband in this case is careless and likely prefers being unemployed. Most of the WoW players I know have spouses, jobs and kids.

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aruden 25

I was thinking the same thing, who still plays WoW. They ruined that game years ago.

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devi_916 39

He doesn't want to work. You should have noticed this by now.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

You might want to reconsider this marriage if he's been unemployed for 3 years and doesn't seem to be making much of an effort into looking for work.

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