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By gassy - 17/08/2018 18:30

Today, I have to deliver a wedding speech. I also have a cold. That would be bad enough, but ever since I was a kid, if I cough or sneeze, I also fart. FML
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DMA 11

No big deal, OP. I’m sure you can find a great deal on a buttplug that goes with formal attire.

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wanted_2_want 40

If you could do it at will you maybe able to do it in concert. LOL

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DMA 11

No big deal, OP. I’m sure you can find a great deal on a buttplug that goes with formal attire.

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RichardPencil 30

It wouldn’t be so bad if you knew it would always be just a fart. You know what would be funny? If you shit yourself. I guess it wouldn’t be funny for you.

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Davros 12

If you do, own it. Laugh once and keep going with your speech. Practice your speech even after you know it by heart.

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Cole Manson 10

So literally every time you sneeze or cough you fart? And it's audible? If you have a coughing fit you just fart until it's over? Wonder how that happens.

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