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Today, I found out I have oral and genital herpes as well as genital warts. I'm a 15-year-old virgin. I don't know how this happened. FML

By FML18 - / Friday 22 June 2018 14:30 / Spain
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Today, I discovered that my ex is still my emergency contact at work. I found this out when I fainted and my work called her. She told them to "pull the plug". FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:30 / Australia
By Tenniemo - / Wednesday 20 June 2018 15:00 / United States
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 June 2018 20:30 /
real life problems Say more :
OP here, yes of course i broke up with her over it, which she still thinks I'm over reacting to. I ended up calling for more pain pills but they wouldn't approve me any more that fast. I ended up just dealing with the pain on my own while being bitched out for being selfish.
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By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 June 2018 06:00 /
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Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML

By FFAce - / Saturday 16 June 2018 13:00 / Canada - Toronto
By Firepussy911 - / Thursday 14 June 2018 06:22 /
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Nah it's against my morals I was raised never to hit a girl and I've never hit one so far and don't plan to break that record
By dumpeople - / Wednesday 13 June 2018 20:13 /
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 June 2018 00:30 / United Kingdom - Morecambe
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By Anonymous - / Friday 8 June 2018 15:00 /
reyah49 Say more :
OP here.. my "years of hell" were years of having strep throat, tonsillitis, etc at least 4 times a year, usually more. You cant go to work with this more often than not so i was constantly missing school and then work. No one outright said "I'm not taking your tonsils out", they'd just treat the symptoms and move on. Finally i asked to be sent to an ENT and there was no doubt in his mind that they...
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By Loser - / Friday 8 June 2018 01:30 /
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Today, a few idiots were fooling around and they knocked down a porta-potty. The thing is, I was in that porta-potty. FML

By H3lmu1 - / Tuesday 5 June 2018 19:49 / Canada - Vancouver
By boobs are for baby - / Tuesday 5 June 2018 11:30 / United States - Hesperia
By Peachtree - / Monday 4 June 2018 15:00 /