Today, my brother told my parents that I was bisexual. I'm not,... - FML

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By thrownaway4 - 17/08/2018 21:41

Today, my brother told my parents that I was bisexual. I'm not, and I can't convince them otherwise. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:49

Does it really matter? Unless your parents are homophobic, this shouldn't be a problem.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:49

Does it really matter? Unless your parents are homophobic, this shouldn't be a problem.

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