Today, I went on a diet. My friends' and family's reactions?...

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By Lana - 22/04/2018 18:18

Today, I went on a diet. My friends' and family's reactions? To yell at me because I'm skinny and I don't need to go on a diet. I was too embarrassed to mention that the diet is for a severe digestive condition, not my weight. FML

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