By Katxx93 - 01/01/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML
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Gwenevier 29

Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.

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Dave_Davington 33

So your eyes are glued shut. I for one cannot think of a more perfect excuse for a lie down.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Just don't shut your eyes when you sneeze. It is as simple as that.

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neuronerd 28

As someone who uses both liquid liner and eyelash glue, I'm asking how? Unless it's completely different in the UK, those seem impossible to mix up.

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IndigoPhlo 6

My lash glue looks like a tube of liquid liner. Has a super thin brush applicator in a tube of black liquid. However, this can't happen to me because I use a felt-tip liner pen.

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manb91uk 22

Stay the **** away from Weeping Angels! You will NOT survive!

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Glowworm56 26

"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck."

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chessu 21

If you were so tired why even bother with the eyeliner?

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Has the thought of urgent care come to mind? If that stuff gets into your eyes you could go blind.

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sweetbliss3 37

can't you wash it off? and why are you that tired that you can't see correctly?

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