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By Anonymous - 25/05/2018 23:08 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I have been disowned and disinherited by my mother for ruining her life. My crime? Telling her my fiance and I plan to buy a house before we plan our wedding. Yes, she was serious. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 27 May 2018 8:50

Tell her she's welcome to pay for your wedding if it's that important.... owning a house is so much better!

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 27 May 2018 8:50

Tell her she's welcome to pay for your wedding if it's that important.... owning a house is so much better!

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