Intimacy and Health: Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys...

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By SingleAgain - 03/08/2012 06:22 - United States - Saukville

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 1:45

Now that's just disgusting right there.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 7 September 2018 14:17

Holy crap! She better be covering your medical bills.

Comments

Chacho 13

Friday 7 September 2018 13:07

i would killed her already ☺☺

user53658 15

Friday 7 September 2018 14:56

She may not know it herself yet.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 7 September 2018 14:17

Holy crap! She better be covering your medical bills.

allie2590 31

Saturday 15 September 2018 1:36

It sounds like she can't even cover her own medical bills.

almost_there44 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 2:42

She can't even buy her own *****, so I doubt she can pay for doctor bills.

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 1:45

Now that's just disgusting right there.

julfunky 29

Saturday 15 September 2018 1:55

Apparently she didn’t follow Rule #87 in life.

MikuandKaito 24

Saturday 15 September 2018 2:47

Ugh. FYL indeed.

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 15 September 2018 3:04

On the bright side, this is possibly the least disgusting way to get an STI from your own sister.

silvermoon5033 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 4:18

There is no "least disgusting way" when it comes to your own sister.

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 15 September 2018 8:42

So if you had to pick between having sex with your own sister, or using her poorly washed *****, you would flip a coin to choose?

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 15 September 2018 4:16

What the hell is wrong with your sister? She should buy her own damn sex toys.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 September 2018 4:18

It’s funny that everybody is buying the OP’s story. Maybe she made up this ****-and-bull story to cover up the real way she got the disease.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 7:38

Umm wow I'd have to assume she's a younger sister who doesn't know better and time to teach her some boundaries using someone else's sex toys is wrong on so many levels 🙄😒😵😕🤢

Cali 54

Monday 17 September 2018 2:56

She also needs to be taught how to properly clean sex toys, apparently!

joonsson 21

Saturday 15 September 2018 7:51

Unless you used it right after she was done, in which case you would have noticed, you didn’t. You got it somewhere else and want an excuse. He myth about people getting STDs from toilet seats etc has been around for a long time but it can’t happen.