Today, a hot guy came up to me at school and asked for my phone...

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By ban_ANA_bat - 24/02/2018 00:31

Today, a hot guy came up to me at school and asked for my phone number. Flustered and flattered, but what came out of my mouth was, "I don't have a phone." I was just texting on it and had it in my hand. He called me a bitch and walked away. FML

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Thundernutz 15

Sunday 25 February 2018 9:55

You are better off without him then :)

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