Work, Kids and School: Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest...

By anamanaguchi - 31/03/2018 01:30

Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

Observational comedy

By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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You deserved it 167

By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 5 236

By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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You deserved it 405

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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You deserved it 8 139

By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - 21/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML

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You deserved it 514

By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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You deserved it 709

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By Petitprof - 12/11/2010 18:23 - France

Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 5 340

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 31 March 2018 1:50

He seems a little young to be negging.

Void_SP 9

Saturday 31 March 2018 2:56

Of course, you're a guy.

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nozomi_tojo 9

Thursday 22 March 2018 20:10

(x) doubt

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 31 March 2018 1:41

Well I'm sure you can come up with something that can breast that comment

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 31 March 2018 1:45

That does not sound like an appropriate thing to ever say to a teacher.

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 31 March 2018 16:01

no shit. doesn't say like an appropriate thing to say to anyone, anywhere.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 31 March 2018 1:46

The phone call home should be interesting.

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 31 March 2018 1:50

He seems a little young to be negging.

Zekfen 17

Saturday 31 March 2018 2:05

Anything more than a handful is a waste!

Void_SP 9

Saturday 31 March 2018 2:56

Of course, you're a guy.

nentenkupo 16

Saturday 31 March 2018 5:21

Don't assume OP is a guy because of the gender icon. Not everyone can change theirs.

Void_SP 9

Saturday 31 March 2018 5:23

Oof, pretty big mistake.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 March 2018 3:26

Tit’s flat rude to talk like that!

pjsr 32

Saturday 31 March 2018 3:52

It’s good to know the 6th grade boys will be beating off to something besides you

boopingsnoot 24

Saturday 31 March 2018 13:05

"If they bother you so much, try looking at my face."

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Today, I haven’t relaxed since I was 12. If I was making good grades, doing extracurriculars, instead of allowing me to go out, my parents would accuse me of doing something bad and ground me. In college I burned out due to poor social development. Even though I have a job, I'm still a “bum.” FML

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You deserved it 82

Today, I got a warning at work for wearing my ear studs. Not only have I worn them the whole time for the last year I was here, I was unaware of this “rule.” I also was just told that the female employees are allowed to wear them, but men are not. “It looks unprofessional.” FML

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Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soul mate. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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Today, I came home and my spouse decided to bring up our past arguments. I apologized to him for the mean things I said, not conjuring his faults. I spoke to him gently and was interested in his thoughts. I validated his feelings. I was engaged in the discussion. He responded to me with, “Too little too late!” FML

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