Today, it's my birthday. My father invited his mother to eat... - FML

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By Justcrying - 15/05/2018 20:56

Today, it's my birthday. My father invited his mother to eat dinner with us without asking me first. This upset me because whenever she comes over, they start arguing. My father promised me it wouldn't happen and she came over. Now I'm sitting in my room waiting for them to stop yelling. FML.

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