By Why Dad? - 21/10/2017 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to be “different”. I have 3 older brothers and 5 older cousins. I finally get their helmet jokes. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Ah yes, wants his son to be different and therefore slices a piece of his dick off. Seems perfectly sensible to me. I'm really not sure what the problem is.

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Dave_Davington 33

Ah yes, wants his son to be different and therefore slices a piece of his dick off. Seems perfectly sensible to me. I'm really not sure what the problem is.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I don't get what's there making fun of? There are pros and cons to both.

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gobiteme2 34

So which one is he. Pro or Con

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LevyneChick01 3

Pro, in my personal opinion

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She's Got Moxie 14

That's a good thing tho... lol

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storm74 9

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gracefulmonk 8

Stoned? I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that we had returned to the 1800's.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I mean while we're talking about an outdated, barbaric practice...

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gobiteme2 34

OP didn't say how old he was, but he could very well be old enough that his parents were stoned.

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Wintermelons 19

Gather round town hall y’all let’s Stone this here wooman cause she did a cardeenal sin.

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sadCowboysfan 20

Damn dude, that really sucks. I hope being different wasn’t the only reason that they did it.

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EnvyMe33 26

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Dave_Davington 33

You say that, but there's a very good reason why uncircumcised men aren't getting their dick skin snipped just to impress the ladies.

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EmDizzle2007 28

when logic shows up and ruins a point.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

But it would be outrageously ****** up if guys insisted women have surgery on their labia to please them.

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piinksock 17

It's not extra, it's meant to be there. You look like you've got a bit extra nose from your profile pic. Fix it, men don't like it. That's fair to say by your reasoning isn't it?

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Bubbilility 27

You'd be surprised how little most girls care. A dick is a dick. If it's what you're in the mood for, you don't tend to complain if it's very foreskin or not.

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Suaria 38

Circumcised penises looked better than ones with the foreskin. However I don't see a point in circumcising a penis just because it looks better.

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piinksock 17

I'm so sorry your parents did this to you. If you are really bothered, there are methods to try to regrow the foreskin you can look into.

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