By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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You deserved it 9 636
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BurnInDemonFire 33

Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.

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interesting33 36

You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.

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interesting33 36

You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.

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bluejello2001 18

Yeah, that would be pretty much the exact definition of "distracted driving."

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tounces7 27

On the other hand, at least she knows she's good at it.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Don't be nice. These fools need to see how disappointed the rest of humanity is with them.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

If I ever had to define a YDI story, I would use this one as the definition.

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RichardPencil 30

You’re lucky to have survived a head-on collision!

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Jesserb 17

I don’t know who you are, what you’ve done or anything about you, but i fricking love you

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the user name is taken fml 10

my friends call me funny but you way more fun teach me the skills be my pencil

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InsanityShard 23

Accidental FYL. Complete and total YDI, goddmanit.

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julfunky 29

I clicked FYL by accident too. There’s no way this isn’t a YDI.

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MidnaLink 33

Well, for one thing, you’re both goddamned ******* idiots. You’re the idiot for GIVING him road head, and he’s the idiot for ALLOWING you to give him road head.

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d3rpb0t 10

Damn, that's not how you're supposed to get his motor running! Hopefully he didn't get out on the highway...

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commandpriority 5

One pot hole can change your life forever! Don’t do stupid shit while driving!!

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Suaria 38

I'm wondering why you guys thought this was a smart idea. Pull over or wait till you guys get home.

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