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By Lili - / Monday 29 May 2017 17:52 / France
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By Elmine - / Monday 29 May 2017 17:24 / France
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Today, I found out that I was a father, that my son is married, that his wife is pregnant, and that he and his wife would like me to take care of their eldest son during the end stages of the pregnancy. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 17:06 / France
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Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper, of the risks of skin cancer, he finally decided to put on sunscreen. Why? His horoscope told him to take care of his skin. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 16:45 / France
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Today, during a family meal, my mother-in-law asked me to list the foods I didn't like, which includes bananas. For some reason my husband felt it was necessary to specify: "except mine!" FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 16:22 / France
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:53 / France
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Today, I was extremely stressed because I lost my ATM card, so I reconstructed my day, eventually finding it in the freezer. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:05 / France - Paris
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Today, I was out for a walk with my family when we saw a sign that read "you are here." That's when my son asked, "how do they know where we are?" My son is 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:54 / France
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Today, I had a job interview. After two hours of commute, thirty minutes filling out questionnaires, and fifteen minutes of actual interview, the recruiter told me the post had already been filled. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:36 / France
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Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:25 / France - Paris
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Today, after a long series of tests, I found out that I’m sterile. My wife is currently pregnant with our second child. I think I have some questions for her. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:00 / France
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Today, I forgot to pick up my grandmother at the train station. My mother was livid. My father, moved, told me, “for the first time in my life, I’m proud of you.” FML

By TheCure - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:46 / France - Paris
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Today, as we were exchanging little affections in bed, my girlfriend suddenly burst into tears. I insisted on knowing why. She had just realized how much she missed her ex. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:02 / France - Paris
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By GI2017 - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 10:25 / France - Paris
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By Excalibur - / Friday 21 April 2017 14:45 / France
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  Today, I can confirm that at 85 and 87 years old, it is indeed possible to have a sex life. Grandpa, grandma, thank you for having dispelled my doubt. FML

By ... - / Thursday 20 April 2017 15:17 / France
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Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine. My children spent all day trying to stick magnets on my back. FML

By Anonyme - / Sunday 18 September 2016 01:42 / France - Vendenheim
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By legrand - / Wednesday 14 September 2016 08:11 / France - Grenoble
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By SexOnTheBeach - / Sunday 11 October 2015 03:34 / France - Livry-gargan
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Today, for the first day in our bakery, our intern brought croissants and rolls from our biggest competitor. FML

By croissant - / Monday 24 August 2015 03:42 / France
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Today, at the restaurant, my boyfriend told his parents that we were going to get married. They pretended not to hear and had a discussion about the contents of their plates. FML

By heymee - / Tuesday 2 September 2014 07:33 / France
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By bilouute - / Sunday 26 January 2014 08:05 / France - Talence
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By Anonyme - / Sunday 22 December 2013 06:03 / France - Brunoy
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Today, I found a pad in my son’s underwear. FML

By Anonyme - / Tuesday 22 October 2013 07:13 / France - Rouen
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By anonyme - / Friday 28 June 2013 00:13 / France
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Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I asked if it was for her. FML

By Anonyme - / Saturday 11 August 2012 07:20 / France - La Maxe
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By peanut - / Tuesday 3 April 2012 09:28 / France - Vigneux-sur-seine
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Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was really trying to give me back my keys that I'd dropped. FML

By Lena - / Monday 3 March 2008 00:39 / France
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