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By toast - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By jettison17 - 28/07/2016 06:41 - United States - Chandler
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OP here. I've spoken to management and they're working on an exterminator, as the whole complex was bought out 3 weeks ago. Hopefully it's sooner rather than later, or I will have to burn it down! In the meantime my cat and I have shown no mercy.
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
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I was so shocked and confused I kind of just froze and the person had already walked off before I could even process what happened! My sister was just laughing so hard the whole time. I did pay it forward though!