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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    1%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    4%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    2%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    18%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    56%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    25%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    68%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    0%
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Envyme33's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Monday 12 March 2012 04:16 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 18 January 2018 15:00 /
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 06:00 /

17 Tweets From This Week To Laugh At While Ignoring Any Responsibilities You May Have

It’s January. January is a rough month. Rather than thinking about all the stuff that you have to do and all the stuff you wish you were doing, just think about these tweets. These tweets are good. These tweets are funny. These tweets are FML-approved.

By Nina - / Sunday 14 January 2018 22:00 /

BURN

By Anonymous - / Sunday 14 January 2018 15:00 /