Today, I was invited to a special meal for receiving a scholarship from my college. My mom refuses to take me because “your sister’s going there too and didn’t get a scholarship; it wouldn’t be fair to her.” I guess fairness doesn’t apply to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1852 I agree, your life sucks 1852 You deserved it 81 You deserved it 81 9 23 1 124 21 By Lightlysalted - / Thursday 19 April 2018 19:00 /
FML - The follow-up Today, while getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist’s boobs kept hitting me. Normally I wouldn’t care, but she’s a new mother. There was milk on my shoulder. FML I agree, your life sucks 3340 I agree, your life sucks 3340 You deserved it 274 You deserved it 274 19 20 16 70 360 Abby Gut Say more : Considering I’m a teenage girl, yes I am complaining By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 April 2018 19:15 /
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML I agree, your life sucks 1613 I agree, your life sucks 1613 You deserved it 135 You deserved it 135 15 9 3 28 104 By thefoolwhorippedhispants - / Friday 20 April 2018 01:30 /
Today, I moved into a new downstairs flat. I promptly fell down said stairs. I have a broken pelvis now and can't walk or go down steps for 3 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 510 I agree, your life sucks 510 You deserved it 38 You deserved it 38 4 5 0 28 5 By Clumsy76 - / Friday 20 April 2018 15:00 /
News Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep. By nadine - / Friday 20 April 2018 17:30 /
FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today, my mother admitted that this day, a year ago, was the moment she stopped loving me. What happened a year ago? I forgot to do the dishes. Once. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 I agree, your life sucks 17 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today, my boss gushed to me how glad he was that I decided to join, he knows that I'll do great things and how I got a 1.6% pay raise. I didn't have the... I agree, your life sucks 12 I agree, your life sucks 12 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1 1
United Kingdom Today, I have to clear up after an orgy from last night. That would be bad enough, but I spent weeks arranging it, supplied the venue and everything else,...
Canada Today, based on the significant time I spend at work, my phone is automatically labeling my work destination as my home destination and my home destination...
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told... I agree, your life sucks 5204 I agree, your life sucks 5204 You deserved it 1212 You deserved it 1212 30
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister... I agree, your life sucks 4347 I agree, your life sucks 4347 You deserved it 1154 You deserved it 1154 38
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