Today, my boyfriend and I announced to my son and his daughter that they'll have a half-sibling soon. His daughter was stunned, and my son disgustedly went: "No! No! NO! Your unemployment and his disability checks aren't even enough to pay for the bills of this house!" He's 14. FML I agree, your life sucks 713 I agree, your life sucks 713 You deserved it 3351 You deserved it 3351 49 169 4 50 67 By jealousy much? - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 19:00 /
Freaky... Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML I agree, your life sucks 1574 I agree, your life sucks 1574 You deserved it 117 You deserved it 117 12 18 5 32 106 By shinra - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 20:30 /
World Netherlands Today, I met a man on Tinder who said he was a chef at his own restaurant. He invited me to come eat at his restaurant and told me he would reserve me the best seat in the place. I got there to see he was not a chef, but my waiter. I paid him for the dinner. I ate by myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 1316 I agree, your life sucks 1316 You deserved it 157 You deserved it 157 14 19 7 19 100 By Forever alone - / Thursday 19 July 2018 01:30 / Netherlands - Volendam
Today, having played golf for 15 years, I had my first hole in one. I was playing by myself. There were no witnesses. FML I agree, your life sucks 2007 I agree, your life sucks 2007 You deserved it 164 You deserved it 164 14 24 6 14 157 By ELK - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 15:00 /
News 23 The #InMyFeelings Challenge Has Got Teens Jumping Out Of Moving Cars Our challenge to you is to find a reply to this story that doesn't include the words "natural selection" and "Darwin Awards." By Nadine - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 17:30 / France - Capinghem
News 25 This Teacher Typed Up All The Questions She got While Teaching SexEd... Prepare To Laugh The sexual education system in this country is a major FML. But sometimes, the actual class itself can be pretty hilarious. By Nadine - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 22:00 / France - Paris
FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today, my mom heard me singing in the shower. She laughed about it and told our whole family. I wasn’t singing, though. I was masturbating. FML. I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 8 You deserved it 8
Today, I found out I'm severely allergic to aloe when I had a negative reaction to a sunburn cream and was shipped to the hospital with welts on my arm.... I agree, your life sucks 6 I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Netherlands Today, I met a man on Tinder who said he was a chef at his own restaurant. He invited me to come eat at his restaurant and told me he would reserve me...
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner....
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
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Today, I was sunbathing by my pool, totally naked. After a while I got a boner and decided to jerk off. As I was about to finish, I rolled over to cum... I agree, your life sucks 1436 I agree, your life sucks 1436 You deserved it 5657 You deserved it 5657 32
Today, I had to awkwardly explain in a conference with HR, management, and my coworkers that the occasional bruises, cuts, welts, and choke marks are from... I agree, your life sucks 4022 I agree, your life sucks 4022 You deserved it 2224 You deserved it 2224 40
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