By FidoForever - / Saturday 17 June 2017 05:51 /
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By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 16:52 / Italy
FML - The follow-up
Dr.Pickles Say more :
OP here, i did finally get the stain removed!! I think I went through 7 layers of shock when this all happened , but I couldn't kick him out of the truck. He was on his way to his mom's funeral. Thankfully I will leave that job before he returns from his travels. No awkward moments here, and I'll definitely be avoiding his calls. It definitely made me question doing so much for others but I'd do it...
By Hmm - / Friday 2 June 2017 05:07 /
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:32 / Italy
By AVeryConfusedGuy - / Friday 28 April 2017 04:10 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML

zemmiphopia Say more :
Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
By zemmiphobia - / Thursday 27 April 2017 19:19 / United States - Mountain View
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By Layne - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:02 / Brazil
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 16:54 /
World

  Today, I can confirm that at 85 and 87 years old, it is indeed possible to have a sex life. Grandpa, grandma, thank you for having dispelled my doubt. FML

By ... - / Thursday 20 April 2017 15:17 / France
By whywasitthere - / Monday 17 April 2017 21:13 / United States - New Braunfels
FML - The follow-up

Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML

Born2Goth Say more :
Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping....
By FeelingAwkward - / Sunday 5 March 2017 08:19 /
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By Anonymous - / Monday 27 February 2017 18:52 / Canada - Elora
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