Today, I’ve been up since 5am getting everything ready for the beach. This is the first nice weekend we’ve had this season. I have a dressed toddler asleep on the couch and grown ass man that refuses to get out of bed. Today it’s 80 degrees. Next weekend is 50 degrees. FML I agree, your life sucks 2222 I agree, your life sucks 2222 You deserved it 323 You deserved it 323 23 51 6 26 79 By BeachBummer - / Saturday 21 April 2018 19:00 /
World Philippines Today, my mom gave me a severe scolding because I refuse to support my 3 sisters, and support 3 "home-wreckers" instead. They are my daughters, who are 3, 5, and 7 years old. My sisters are 25, 28, and 31 years old, and won't get jobs because they are "too important". FML I agree, your life sucks 2977 I agree, your life sucks 2977 You deserved it 115 You deserved it 115 22 53 3 196 13 By no handouts! - / Saturday 21 April 2018 21:00 / Philippines - San Pedro
Today, I've been dating my boyfriend for 6 years. I've had a really bad week and am feeling depressed, and he knows this. He's also just decided to tell me he has a two-month-old daughter. We do not have an open relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 3940 I agree, your life sucks 3940 You deserved it 228 You deserved it 228 17 27 5 370 17 By Fucked4life - / Wednesday 18 April 2018 20:30 /
Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML I agree, your life sucks 3310 I agree, your life sucks 3310 You deserved it 642 You deserved it 642 19 12 24 27 616 By Acu7519 - / Monday 16 April 2018 15:00 /
Today, during my daughter's 8th birthday at a skating rink, a family showed up that didn't RSVP. The mother brought all 3 of her kids and left them at the party alone. She didn't feed them lunch and they followed me around the whole time asking for money. FML I agree, your life sucks 4247 I agree, your life sucks 4247 You deserved it 227 You deserved it 227 17 70 12 313 45 By Stephanie Peugh - / Sunday 15 April 2018 19:30 / United States - Loudonville
Today, my 10-year-old daughter hid in her closet all day and did not come out. The reason? She didn't want to eat my pot roast. I didn't realize my cooking was that bad. FML I agree, your life sucks 3187 I agree, your life sucks 3187 You deserved it 547 You deserved it 547 21 16 7 28 304 By rita - / Sunday 15 April 2018 19:00 /
Today, after 11 years together, including 8 years of engagement and 3.5 months of marriage, I found out he had sex with his ex-girlfriend on my birthday. He's now leaving me and our kids to be with her because she's his "soul mate". FML I agree, your life sucks 4639 I agree, your life sucks 4639 You deserved it 317 You deserved it 317 24 56 6 436 27 By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2018 15:00 /
Freaky. Today, according to my mother, who is only 19 years older than me and raised me by herself, I was conceived in a satanic ritual to honour the Horned God and have at least 4 potential fathers. She was too stoned to remember the actual number or their names. FML I agree, your life sucks 4626 I agree, your life sucks 4626 You deserved it 265 You deserved it 265 40 66 12 395 187 By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2018 05:00 /
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML I agree, your life sucks 4471 I agree, your life sucks 4471 You deserved it 1194 You deserved it 1194 38 63 16 395 376 By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 April 2018 06:00 /
Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 5305 I agree, your life sucks 5305 You deserved it 288 You deserved it 288 33 58 6 522 58 By Parent - / Sunday 8 April 2018 23:00 / United States - Elkhart
Kinky. Today, after I got fed up and told my bullying step-brother exactly what I thought of him, he became overly polite. He then admitted that me shouting at him was the most turned on he's ever been in his life. Now he loves me and wants to be my "submissive" boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 4817 I agree, your life sucks 4817 You deserved it 336 You deserved it 336 27 72 11 415 239 By Therapy needed urgently - / Sunday 8 April 2018 19:00 /
Today, it took me four tries to find the right position to swipe my debit card. My mom screamed "Oh, for God's sake, why don't you ever get it right the FIRST time?" She then apologized to the cashier for having "such a stupid child". FML I agree, your life sucks 3577 I agree, your life sucks 3577 You deserved it 807 You deserved it 807 17 41 5 126 243 By asdfghjkl - / Saturday 7 April 2018 19:00 /
Today, my husband and I hosted Easter dinner. Since I was in my own home, I breastfed without a cover. My sister-in-law stormed out in a rage, screaming that I was being obscene, and equated it to shooting heroin in front of her kids. Happy Easter indeed. FML I agree, your life sucks 4547 I agree, your life sucks 4547 You deserved it 555 You deserved it 555 42 102 11 307 87 By best breast - / Friday 6 April 2018 00:00 /
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML I agree, your life sucks 3757 I agree, your life sucks 3757 You deserved it 248 You deserved it 248 18 45 12 242 51 By badsitter - / Thursday 5 April 2018 19:00 /
Today, while visiting my son at university, I noticed a funky smell in his room. He admitted to not changing his bedsheets since he moved in 2.5 years ago. I’ve raised an animal. FML I agree, your life sucks 3888 I agree, your life sucks 3888 You deserved it 565 You deserved it 565 20 45 9 379 122 By Anonymous - / Wednesday 4 April 2018 01:30 /
Today, after 38 years of never meeting my dad, and paying a private investigator thousands of pounds over several weeks of searching, I found him living 2 floors down in the same block of flats. He’s the grouchy downstairs neighbour I’ve hated for 6 years FML I agree, your life sucks 5183 I agree, your life sucks 5183 You deserved it 358 You deserved it 358 15 33 18 343 237 By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 April 2018 15:00 /
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 3692 I agree, your life sucks 3692 You deserved it 257 You deserved it 257 28 51 7 393 57 By Justinthebox - / Monday 2 April 2018 19:00 /
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML I agree, your life sucks 3978 I agree, your life sucks 3978 You deserved it 300 You deserved it 300 16 46 4 66 373 By anamanaguchi - / Saturday 31 March 2018 01:30 /
Today, I tried to explain my 8-year-old son that my fiancée was going to be his stepmother. Little did I know, he watched Coraline last week. Now he thinks she's his "other mother" and won't go anywhere near her. FML I agree, your life sucks 3476 I agree, your life sucks 3476 You deserved it 368 You deserved it 368 13 22 6 43 352 By otherdad? - / Friday 30 March 2018 19:00 /
Today, my girlfriend named our daughter Aspen. Ass. Pen. When I hear her name I will always think of a pen in a butthole. No doubt her future classmates will too. FML I agree, your life sucks 3527 I agree, your life sucks 3527 You deserved it 1287 You deserved it 1287 66 123 14 60 322 By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 March 2018 19:00 /
*shrinks into corner* Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML I agree, your life sucks 3277 I agree, your life sucks 3277 You deserved it 541 You deserved it 541 10 17 5 29 291 By Ally - / Saturday 24 March 2018 05:00 /
Today, my psycho ex is threatening to take me to court on child abuse allegations. How did I abuse them? I “gendered” our children by buying them certain colored clothing and toys... that they’d asked for. FML I agree, your life sucks 4794 I agree, your life sucks 4794 You deserved it 262 You deserved it 262 37 74 2 273 85 By baddaddy - / Friday 23 March 2018 01:30 /
Call CPS! Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML I agree, your life sucks 3862 I agree, your life sucks 3862 You deserved it 370 You deserved it 370 19 48 11 51 309 By Daddo - / Tuesday 20 March 2018 14:00 / United States - Elkhart
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 5157 I agree, your life sucks 5157 You deserved it 224 You deserved it 224 22 35 12 577 62 By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 March 2018 15:00 /
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML I agree, your life sucks 4719 I agree, your life sucks 4719 You deserved it 393 You deserved it 393 15 22 6 134 507 By jbhadafuckedupday - / Thursday 15 March 2018 01:30 /
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML I agree, your life sucks 5334 I agree, your life sucks 5334 You deserved it 267 You deserved it 267 35 50 3 674 26 By boobmilk - / Thursday 8 March 2018 06:00 / United States - Hesperia
Incognito IRL Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML I agree, your life sucks 4712 I agree, your life sucks 4712 You deserved it 2430 You deserved it 2430 109 89 11 449 138 By Stressed out mom - / Wednesday 7 March 2018 01:30 /
Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML I agree, your life sucks 3678 I agree, your life sucks 3678 You deserved it 793 You deserved it 793 33 90 11 211 85 By Stupid - / Thursday 1 March 2018 15:00 /
Today, I finally had one of my preschool students observed by the county for aggressive behavior intervention. Of course, he only started hitting my assistant and other students after the observer left. FML I agree, your life sucks 4089 I agree, your life sucks 4089 You deserved it 233 You deserved it 233 15 52 4 208 65 By EosHelios - / Tuesday 27 February 2018 13:00 / United States - Halethorpe
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML I agree, your life sucks 7821 I agree, your life sucks 7821 You deserved it 390 You deserved it 390 65 74 8 960 165 By #MurrayShow - / Tuesday 27 February 2018 01:30 /
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Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister... I agree, your life sucks 4471 I agree, your life sucks 4471 You deserved it 1194 You deserved it 1194 38